Dear ~Tian-samaaaa (https://www.deviantart.com/tian-samaaaa)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but The mafia wants you. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me At the mental hospital and I saw you Pour syrup on Donald Duck. I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That your Honda sucks. I'm returning The pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Always will remember eggplant-fetishism.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
-Kate-
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